THE FUNKY MARTIAN DANCE

I eat on Neptune
I sleep on Mars
I bathe on Saturn
It isn’t very far

The school’s on Jupiter
The pool’s on Earth
The park’s on Venus
This is my world.

I’m a Martian
I can zoom
To all eight planets
Plus the moon

Let’s be friends
We can sing
And do the Funky Martian Dance

Do the Funky Martian Dance
Do the Funky Martian Dance

Now shake both of your heads
And shake your seven hands

Do the Funky Martian Dance
Do the Funky Martian Dance

Now bend your four green knees
And lift your four round feet

Do the Funky Martian Dance